1. Where are you from?
Oshkosh, WI
2. Where did you go to college? What is your degree in?
Ripon College, Speech Communication
3. What is your position at the Admirals and how long have you been with the Milwaukee Admirals?
Vice President of Ticket Sales, 20 glorious years
4. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
No, because there’s only one Soup (Ryan), and he’s a coworker and friend.
5. How long do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse? Explain?
Longer than most. I’m incredibly strong and I’ve watched Omega Man.
6. Do you think penguins have knees? Why or why not?
Yes, because I looked it up.
7. What do you want to be remembered for?
Being a loving family member, loyal to my friends, my sense of humor, and my enthusiasm for the 1980’s.
8. What is one completely useless thing that you can spend hours doing?
Putzing in my basement.
9. Which species would be the rudest if all animals could talk?
Penguins – people always asking about their knees. It’s enough to make species upset!
10. What color would you like if you had to eat a crayon straight from the box and why?
White, because I drink a lot of coffee.
11. What’s the worst tagline you can think of for a wart removal cream company?
Guaranteed to work, or your next wart is on us!
12. What would you do if you could replace all of the grass on the planet with something else, and why?
I’m not sure what I would replace all the grass with, but it would be less habit-forming, healthier, and smell better.
13. If you could be in any movie, what would it be and why?
The Goonies, because Goonies never say die, just like me!
14. What superhero/villain would make the best therapist and why?
Adam West’s Batman, because he’s clever and always knows what to say.
15. What is the weirdest thing you have eaten and did you enjoy it?
A grub while ice fishing. No, but the Kesslers helped wash it down.
16. Would you rather walk around with a salad for a head or broccoli for arms and why?
Broccoli, because you don’t win friends with salad.
17. What Guinness Book of World Records record would you like to break?
Filling out the shortest questionnaire for a website.
18. If you played hockey, what would your goal song be?
Nothin’ But A Good Time by Poison, of course!
